Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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