'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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