Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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