I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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