marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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