I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
