I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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