I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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