When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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