Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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