My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
this boner is exhausting
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
