Your dad touched me again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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