Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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