I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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