he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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