I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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