My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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