Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
