Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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