So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
