singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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