is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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