i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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