is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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