You're so nebulous sometimes
ugly people sure do ruin things
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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