What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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