google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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