I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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