Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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