Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
