Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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