i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
we should paint friendship bongs
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