Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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