check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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