are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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