i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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