Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
