I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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