if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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