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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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