Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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