Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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