are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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