I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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