Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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