Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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