New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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