Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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