we have officially lost it.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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