I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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