things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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