The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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