After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There's always time for handjobs
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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