I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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