Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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