new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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