i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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