I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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